Yahoo! offers (via an ad) a necessary service in 21st century America:
Meth Lab Cleanup Course
This is the only class of 2005 and it is almost full.
www.amdecon.com
"Amdecon provides crime and trauma scene decontamination (crime scene cleanup) services involving suicide, homicide, human decomposition, gross filth, and meth lab cleanup and decontamination in the Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas, area"
"Meth Lab Cleanup Training:
Due to public demand we have scheduled a very intensive 2-day meth lab cleanup training course".
"Click here to see the dates of these limited meth labclasses".
(2-day Meth Lab Cleanup course for $1295, but hurry up, will fill out quick!)
America, you never cease to amaze me.